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all these machines will rust
but we'll still be
electric shocking each other
back to life,
your hand in mine.

If My Dog Could Talk

Dog:WAT DOING
Me:Nothing. I just stood up.
Dog:WHERE GO
Me:I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
Dog:CAN I COME
Me:I mean sure but I'm literally just-
Dog:I COME TOO
Dog:WAT DOING
Me:I need to open this door.
Dog:I HALP
Me:No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
Dog:I HALP
Me:Sigh.
Dog:WHERE GOING
Me:I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
Dog:CAN I COME
Me:Sure.
Dog:I SIT IN LAP
Me:No please don't you are-
Dog:I SIT IN LAP
Me:No there's no room and-
Dog:LAP
Me:No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
Dog:RIGHT HERE
Me:That's literally on top of my leg.
Dog:IT'S PERFECT PET ME
Me:I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
Dog:PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me:I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
Dog:PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me:I AM
Dog:I SIT IN LAP
Dog:PET ME PET ME PET ME
Dog:HOLD SLOBBER TOY
Dog:SNEEZE IN UR FACE
Me:.......
— 7 hours ago with 99346 notes
psychedelickks:

Im so sorry for all of those times

psychedelickks:

Im so sorry for all of those times

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— 17 hours ago with 354 notes
watdawut:

Do you want to build a pentagonal dodecahedron?
It doesn’t have to be a pentagonal dodecahedron

watdawut:

Do you want to build a pentagonal dodecahedron?

It doesn’t have to be a pentagonal dodecahedron

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— 17 hours ago with 174670 notes

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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— 17 hours ago with 67465 notes
ccyee4 asked: It wasn't me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) trust me...


Answer:

-_______________- 

— 22 hours ago with 2 notes
Anonymous asked: Hi


Answer:

Helloooooo, w0ts your name? 🙈

— 1 day ago

caloriq:

im not attractive naturally im just decent looking at the right angle in the right light with the right makeup once in a while on a good day

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— 1 day ago with 836 notes

gay8:

blowjob so good suck his soul out his penis

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— 1 day ago with 4257 notes
iamtemporarytoday:

teatray-inthesky:

comicsncoolshit:

a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER VIRTUALLY WITNESSED

degrees fahrenheit degrees

iamtemporarytoday:

teatray-inthesky:

comicsncoolshit:

a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER VIRTUALLY WITNESSED

degrees fahrenheit degrees

(via dink-182)

— 1 day ago with 771596 notes